Book Excerpt Adventures with Ragweed

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I’m hosting an excerpt today from YA humor / short stories “Adventures with Ragweed”. Enjoy the excerpt!

Book Excerpt

Ragweed Goes to Mexico

Ragweed sat on the ground and let the Sycamore’s falling leaves shower her with golden yellow, orange and red. Fall was her favorite time of year: Pumpkin patches, apple trees and the crisp air proclaiming Halloween was not far away.

“Get packed. We are going to Mexico.” Ragweed was still daydreaming when her mother shouted this message from the back door several feet away.

“Mexico?” thought Ragweed, “Why Mexico?”

“We are going to Mexico to make a travel fishing show. And Pops is going to be the producer,” Moms announced as Ragweed walked through the door.

Ragweed couldn’t ever remember the family going fishing. She wasn’t even sure if her extravagantly wealthy Pops would dare touch a worm. Didn’t you have to stick your hand underneath dirt, germs and other ungodly things like GRIME? Pops country club status would come to a halt if word got out, Ragweed was sure of that.

Moms must have ESP. She is conversing with Ragweed who hasn’t yet said a word out loud.

“We are going to La Paz, and rent a fishing boat, and travel by regular plane – like regular people.”

“We are not regular people,” Ragweed mused to herself. “In fact, I have no idea what kind of people we really are, but certainly not regular.”

“And Pops is going to film it all,” continued Moms. “And we will have the Rolls Royce shipped to La Paz by boat.”

Ragweed was really concerned at this point. The Rolls wasn’t exactly what she thought a fishing car would look like. And who would want to watch a weird family driving around La Paz in a Rolls Royce after a day of fishing?

Pops was an idea man and when his “light bulb” went off there was no stopping him.

Once Pops had developed a sure fire way to keep dogs in the back seat of a car. Pops called it his “Doggie Stay Put” device. It was a hand with a finger pointing to the back seat, and every time it went up and down it would say “Stay.” The most notice ever paid to the darn thing was when Pop’s Irish Wolfhound, Herman, landed in the back seat of the Rolls, and promptly ate the hand – ending THAT project.

And then there was the “pre-knotted” string tie. There was a slight flaw: Once you snapped them on, they wouldn’t come off. Needless to say, there were a lot of unhappy customers.

Yet, one day the family was rich.

Adventures with Ragweed

RAGWEEDCOVERTitle: Adventures with Ragweed

Author: Linda Lou Crosby

Genre: Humor / YA / Short Stories

Whimsy – Humorous Tales of Adventure, Friendship and Outdoor Ventures

For Young Adult Readers and those young at Heart

Adventures with Ragweed is a collection of humorous short stories filled with adventure and family themes.

Ragweed is a tribute to the whimsical part of each of us. Follow this young teen and her best friend, Marney as they travel to Mexico for a fishing trip, where the family is to shoot a pilot for a television show, instead, find themselves in an unexpected sea storm.

Laugh out loud as Ragweed takes on the tennis elite at the country club or attempts to rearrange their perfectly cut lawns.

Always one to learn new things, this young freckled face gal with the unruly blonde hair, builds a float, rides a horse and grows a garden – always getting into unintentional trouble and conning her friends to partake. Each task done with her own unique vies of the world.

Light Hearted and Funny

These stories are meant to entertain. It’s difficult to narrow it down to one specific genre as the book is a collection of short stories suitable for young adults as well as for an older crowd with a sense of humor. Family Relationships, Friendships, Essays and Humor are categories all presented within the pages of this book.

If you like the outdoors you might enjoy reading about Ragweed’s horse riding exploits or her compost-creating stunts. She spends a great deal of time playing sports and in the garden. Most of the stories are based on the author’s own experiences when she was a young adult but some of us know that inner youth tends to follow us into adulthood – so if you have similar backgrounds, these tales will make you grin.

Beautifully Illustrated

Author Bio

LL mugLinda Lou Crosby is a video producer, storyteller and former professional athlete. Like Ragweed, she has a unique approach to life. Ragweed is a part of herself she wanted to share with others. Linda Lou has a great sense of humor and likes to laugh and make others laugh too.

She currently lives with her husband in Montana and California where on clear days you can find her fishing, hunting or hiking.

Links

Website: For trailer promo and excerpts of book http://ragweedadventures.com/

Paperback: http://amzn.to/1iDHpDS

Kindle http://amzn.to/1iDGX8L

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